we have pet lesbian snakes
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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