Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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