That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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