i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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