I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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