He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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