Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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