Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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