this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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