I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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