Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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