I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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