That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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