Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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