I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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