Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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