Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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