ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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