hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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