it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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