Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Randomize