lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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