3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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