Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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