Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
In America we eat man semen.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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