I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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