dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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