We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
