I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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