sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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