so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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