Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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