no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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