the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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