can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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