she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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