All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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