my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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