i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We need a shit load of segways right now
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
