You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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