check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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