Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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