Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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