I cockslap morals
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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