sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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