i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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