I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
