I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you traded sex for a burrito?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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