so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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