i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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