dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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