yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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