I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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