Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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