Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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