his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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